you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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