Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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