Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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