WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
