I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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