i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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