Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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