I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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