I just saw a hot homeless man
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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