is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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