Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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