I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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