Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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