One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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