Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
