he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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