You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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