all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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