Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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