I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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