On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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