the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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