Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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