sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
