How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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