I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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