No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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