I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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