I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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