Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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