my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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