Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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