? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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