Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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