She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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