New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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