11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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