at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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