Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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