holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
True strength comes from lack of pants
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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