oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My ATM looks so different sober.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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