Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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