I must be too annoying 4 u.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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