she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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