I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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