Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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