i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
false alarm, still single
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