You're earring is so big in my mouth
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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