What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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