White coat. Heels.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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