You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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