Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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